manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important